iPad. Yes.

It's almost 9pm, I'm sweaty from dance, and I think I have discovered the ONLY good use for an iPad, which deserves a space on my Android blog.

Leave it to the Germans to put crappy, useless to devices to good use--using it as a means of protest against the government. Man, this is amazing.

WHO ELSE would put something that useless to good use?! And what the hell does the iPad DO?! Does it bring anything innovative to the table? Does it recreate anything?! No. It's an oversized iPhone 4, lacking iOS 4.2, without a camera, and no good place to put it without looking like an idiot [ladies with purses, you're exempt from this, since everything goes in a purse...MEN on the other hand are screwed over. Looks like Steve Jobs is a feminist. Way to go.]

The person who thought of turning the iPad into a protest sign deserves a Nobel Prize, a Pulitzer Prize [yes, completely unrelated], and deserves to be frozen underground next to Walt Disney for the rest of eternity after he/she dies. This is a momentous day, people.

MOVE OVER, Beatles, it's Crafty German Day!